don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
an open letter to all the peeps who hate candy corn this halloween:
give it to me. give it. hand it the fuck over. i will eat it. i will eat every last goddamn piece. candy corn is fucking delicious
Never discredit your gut instinct. You’re not being paranoid. Your body can pick up vibrations, some better than others, and if something deep inside you says something’s not right about a person or situation, trust it and keep it pushing.